the names have been changed to protect the guilty
name: "my cat"
a.k.a.: fuzzy butt, nugget, dammit, whats-yer-name
a.k.a.: fuzzy butt, nugget, dammit, whats-yer-name
height: as far as he can stretch
weight: more than hubby's bowling ball
likes: food, belly rubs, food, a fresh litter box, food, people that give him food, fuzzy blankies
dislikes: an empty food dish, closed doors
hobbies: head-butting for food, head-butting for attention
name: "his cat"
a.k.a.: V.C., tweet kitty, rotten little monster, who-r-you
height: petite
weight: less than my bowling ball
likes: varies on the phases of the moon, some people-some of the time
dislikes: most people-most of the time, not being the center of attention, getting her picture made
hobbies: finding the most inconvenient place to be at the worst possible time
name: "our dog"
a.k.a.: sir didymus, mommy's sweet kitty, yer-damn-dog
height: in her mind, a baby giraffe
weight: smaller than the little cat
likes: rearranging pillows, meeting new people, road trips
dislikes: anyone going out the front door
