on labels...

Labels are inherently useful things.  They clearly identify something as what it is, or contains, or what you should or should not do with it.  I find warning labels to be extremely helpful.  Sitting here thinking on what I wanted to do with this topic I came up with this:


Actual warning labels that could apply to me.

• Contents under pressure.  Do not agitate!  Do not puncture or incinerate!
• Do not leave unattended when lit.
• Due to it's nature, contents can vary in color, texture and over all appearance.
• Use by more than one person can greatly raise the risk of spreading infection.
• Prolonged exposure can cause irritation.